Kiss
Puke
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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