i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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