So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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