Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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