If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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