On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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