just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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