Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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