He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize