Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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