i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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