Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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