Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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