i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Floor bacon is actually really good
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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