She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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