with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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