i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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