i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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