Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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