If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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