Midget sex pt 2 tonight
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Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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