My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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