Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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