So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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