Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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