so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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