In the future we'll all be gay
okay pat passed out under dana's car
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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