Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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