i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The adults are the big ones right?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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