I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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