We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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