Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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