By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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