But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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