i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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