would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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