It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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