Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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