that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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