I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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