She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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