Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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