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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  why is allison so mad at me??

  (469): View more from Texas

  me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  crap..

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.

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• (650): View more from California

  He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running

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