Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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