We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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