6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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