careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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