I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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