Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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