did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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