matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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