Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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