I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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