She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize
