Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Randomize