Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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